Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th November 2003

Dilbert//5338, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 26th November 2003

Tags

lawyer 400 per hour calls dilbert legal

Official transcript

Hello. "This is your lawyer."

"Do you mind if I think about you for a few minutes?"

"Um... no."

"Mmm... $400 an hour."

"Wait.. dear lord... noooo!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO.

THIS IS YOUR LAWYER.

DO YOU MIND IF I THINK ABOUT YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES?

UM.

NO.

MMM AN HOUR.

$400 WAIT DEAR LORD NO000!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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