Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th November 2003

Dilbert//5340, first published 23 years ago on Friday 28th November 2003

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edited document calirty sent out amazing accuracy and relevance spend career fixing

Official transcript

I edited your document for clarity and sent it out.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I EDITED YOUR DOCUMENT FOR CLARITY AND SENT IT OUT.

WOW. IT'S AMAZING HOW CLEAR IT IS WHEN YOU TAKE OUT ALL OF THE ACCURACY AND RELEVANCE.

I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER "WOW." I'LL GET BUSY SPENDING THE REST OF MY CAREER FIXING THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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