Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th November 2003

Dilbert//5341, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 29th November 2003

Tags

antivirus software secretly create viruses detected by software spooky underhanded sneaky criminal

Official transcript

Our company is going to make antivirus software. What's that tell you?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY IS GOING TO MAKE ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE. WHAT'S THAT TELL YOU?

IT TELLS ME WELL SECRETLY CREATE VIRUSES THAT CAN BE DETECTED ONLY BY OUR SOFTWARE.

AM I CLOSE?

YOU'RE SPOOKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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