Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st December 2003

Dilbert//5343, first published 23 years ago on Monday 1st December 2003

Tags

evil director merger extra work must be reason tax thing

Official transcript

"Catbert, evil director human resources."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT, EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WE NEED TO TELL OUR EMPLOYEES ABOUT THE MERGER.

THEY'LL READ IT IN THE NEWS. WHY SHOULD WE DO EXTRA WORK?

OTHER COMPANIES DO IT. THERE MUST BE A REASON.

MAYBE IT'S A TAX THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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