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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd December 2003

Dilbert//5344, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 2nd December 2003


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merging with evil compnay downsize how valuable


Official transcript

"What?!! According to the paper, we're merging with an evil company that plans to downsize us."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT?!! ACCORDING TO THE PAPER, WERE MERGING WITH AN EVIL COMPANY THAT PLANS TO DOWNSIZE US.

CHED DID THEY RUN MY QUOTE ABOUT HOW VALUABLE YOU ARE?

THFD ((HD)

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Downsizing"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a meeting where a company is merging with an evil company that plans to downsize them.
  • An employee asks if the quote about their value is real.
  • The boss responds by asking how valuable they are, implying that their value is being evaluated for potential downsizing.

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