Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th December 2003

Dilbert//5346, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 4th December 2003

Tags

accidentally eat apple core care values customer service respect stem is loyalty teamwork apple product

Official transcript

"This apple will remind us of our CORE values: respect, customer service, and teamwork."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS APPLE WILL REMIND US OF OUR CORE VALUES: RESPECT, CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND TEAMWORK.

THE APPLE'S CORE IS THE PART YOU THROW AWAY.

NOT ALWAYS. SOMETIMES I ACCIDENTALLY EAT IT.

MAYBE THE STEM CAN REPRESENT OUR LOYALTY TO THE COMPANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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