Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th December 2003

Dilbert//5347, first published 23 years ago on Friday 5th December 2003

Tags

fist of death foot of death doctor exam room dont use advice health carpal syndrome medical

Official transcript

You've got a bad case of carpal punchel syndrome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF CARPAL PUNCHEL SYNDROME.

DON'T USE YOUR "FIST OF DEATH" FOR A FEW WEEKS.

GAAA!!!

THE "FOOT OF DEATH" IS NOT THE SAME.

IT IS ONLY SLIGHTL Y MENACING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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