Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th December 2003

Dilbert//5354, first published 23 years ago on Friday 12th December 2003

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product training pride in product line users experience painful boils relatively satisfied customers techniques

Official transcript

Product Training.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRODUCT TRAINING YOU WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT TAKES PRIDE IN ITS PRODUCT LINE.

ONLY HALF OF OUR USERS EXPERIENCE PAINFUL BOILS.

YES NO WE CALL THAT GROUP THE "RELATIVELY SATISFIED* CUSTOMERS.

WHAT THE?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Painful Boils"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a company's product training session, where the instructor proudly states that their product takes pride in its painful boils. The instructor then asks if anyone has experienced painful boils, and two employees raise their hands. One employee responds with a "yes," while the other says "no." The instructor explains that the company calls the "relatively satisfied" customers, implying that they are satisfied with the product despite its painful side effects. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of companies prioritizing customer satisfaction over user experience, highlighting the absurdity of celebrating a product that causes physical discomfort.

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