Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th December 2003

Dilbert//5355, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 13th December 2003

Tags

feet off desk random mangement stock rise so random commands

Official transcript

"Take your feet off the desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE DESK.

IS THIS AN EXAMPLE OF RANDOM MANAGEMENT OR DO YOU THINK IT WILL MAKE OUR STOCK RISE?

IT'S UP .02%.

--HEH, NOT SO RANDOM AFTER ALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Random Management"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. Dilbert asks if a random management approach will make their stock rise, to which Wally responds that it's up .02%. He then jokes that it's not so random after all.

Key Points:

• Dilbert questions the effectiveness of random management.
• Wally responds with a seemingly positive statistic, but also implies that the result may not be entirely random.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of using random management as a strategy for improving stock performance.

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