Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th December 2003

Dilbert//5355, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 13th December 2003

Tags

feet off desk random mangement stock rise so random commands

Official transcript

"Take your feet off the desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE DESK.

IS THIS AN EXAMPLE OF RANDOM MANAGEMENT OR DO YOU THINK IT WILL MAKE OUR STOCK RISE?

IT'S UP .02%.

--HEH, NOT SO RANDOM AFTER ALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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