Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th December 2003

Dilbert//5358, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 16th December 2003

Tags

engineers jobs want job your job falling out of trees dime a dozen intimidation job on line idle threats

Official transcript

The woods are full of people who want your job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE WOODS ARE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO WANT YOUR JOB.

THESE DAYS YOU CAN'T SHAKE A TREE WITHOUT THREE OR FOUR ENGINEERS FALLING OUT.

I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT BUT I NEED TO GO MOTIVATE THE OTHER HEADCOUNTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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