Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th December 2003

Dilbert//5359, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 17th December 2003

Tags

obliterate connection my perfromance my rewards 3d objects

Official transcript

The merger will obliterate the connection between my performance and rewards.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MERGER WILL OBLITERATE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN MY PERFORMANCE AND MY REWARDS.

MY ARMS HANG LIKE WET ROPES.

THERE IS NO REASON TO MOVE AGAIN.

FROM 9 TO 9:30 I ROTATED 3-DIMENSIONAL OBJECTS IN MY MIND.

MY EARS HANG LIKE WET ROPES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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