Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th December 2003

Dilbert//5359, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 17th December 2003

Tags

obliterate connection my perfromance my rewards 3d objects

Official transcript

The merger will obliterate the connection between my performance and rewards.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MERGER WILL OBLITERATE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN MY PERFORMANCE AND MY REWARDS.

MY ARMS HANG LIKE WET ROPES.

THERE IS NO REASON TO MOVE AGAIN.

FROM 9 TO 9:30 I ROTATED 3-DIMENSIONAL OBJECTS IN MY MIND.

MY EARS HANG LIKE WET ROPES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wet Ropes"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head and a red tie, standing in front of a computer. He is engaged in a conversation with a colleague, who is seated at a desk.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's arms are depicted as hanging like wet ropes, with no apparent reason for this unusual posture.
• The colleague remarks that Dilbert's ears also appear to be hanging like wet ropes, adding to the surreal atmosphere.
• The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, with Dilbert responding to the colleague's comment by saying, "My ears hang like wet ropes."
• The comic strip is a playful and imaginative take on the mundane office setting, using wordplay and visual humor to create a sense of whimsy and wonder.

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