Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th December 2003

Dilbert//5367, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 25th December 2003

Tags

alice downsized now ork no shave legs arrested ice cream sasquatch tv news report

Official transcript

"The good thing about being downsized is that I don't need to shave my legs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING DOWNSIZED IS THAT I DON'T NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS.

IT GROWS FAST, BUT WHO'S GOING TO NOTICE?

POLICE SURROUNDED A CONVENIENCE STORE WHERE SASQUATCH ATTEMPTED TO BUY "HAGEN DAZ."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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