Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th December 2003

Dilbert//5366, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 24th December 2003

Tags

downsized gag gifts goodby lunch not retired tuesday party gifts mean soirited office party

Official transcript

"I scheduled your goodbye lunch for Tuesday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SCHEDULED YOUR GOODBYE LUNCH FOR TUES- DAY.

I CAN'T MAKE IT ON TUES- DAY.

IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT. EVERYONE ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR GAG GIFTS.

GAG GIFTS?? I'M NOT RETIRING; I GOT DOWNSIZED!

CONGRATULATIONS, ALICE!

HEE-HEE!!|

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gag Gifts"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Alice, who is retiring and has been given gag gifts by her coworkers. The strip consists of three panels, each depicting a different scene.

• Panel 1: Alice is shown sitting at her desk, with a speech bubble stating, "I scheduled your goodbye lunch for Tuesday." A coworker responds, "I can't make it on Tuesday."
• Panel 2: Alice is seen holding a box of gag gifts, saying, "It's too late to change it. Everyone already bought your gag gifts."
• Panel 3: Alice is shown with a shocked expression, holding a gag gift that reads "Wrinkly Cream." She exclaims, "Congratulations, Alice!" and "Hee-hee!"

The comic strip humorously portrays the awkwardness of retirement gifts and the unexpected nature of gag gifts.

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