Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th December 2003

Dilbert//5366, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 24th December 2003

Tags

downsized gag gifts goodby lunch not retired tuesday party gifts mean soirited office party

Official transcript

"I scheduled your goodbye lunch for Tuesday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SCHEDULED YOUR GOODBYE LUNCH FOR TUES- DAY.

I CAN'T MAKE IT ON TUES- DAY.

IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT. EVERYONE ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR GAG GIFTS.

GAG GIFTS?? I'M NOT RETIRING; I GOT DOWNSIZED!

CONGRATULATIONS, ALICE!

HEE-HEE!!|

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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