Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th December 2003

Dilbert//5370, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 28th December 2003

Tags

hired wife mean condescending slave driver obnoxious

Official transcript

"I hired my wife to be our new receptionist."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED MY WIFE TO BE OUR NEW RECEPTIONIST.

I FORESEE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

HEY, DIPWEED!

GO BUY ME A BAGEL AND A CAPPUCCINO.

THEN WASH MY CAR AND FILL THE GAS TANK.

NOT LE MAN ORA HA!

DANCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!!!

RING HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

HAVE A NICE DAY!

STOP DANCING IN THE LOBBY. MY WIFE IS TRYING TO WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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