Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th December 2003

Dilbert//5371, first published 23 years ago on Monday 29th December 2003

Tags

ceo move offcie near ceo home hug expense eat mud and die stock options buy hummer

Official transcript

"Our company is relocating to be nearer to our CEO's home."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY IS RELOCATING HEADQUARTERS TO BE NEARER OUR CEO'S HOME.

WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE HUGE EXPENSE, OUR CEO QUIPPED, "HA HA HA! EAT MUD AND DIE!* THEN HE GAVE HIMSELF SOME STOCK OPTIONS AND WENT TO BUY A HUMMER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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