Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th December 2003

Dilbert//5371, first published 23 years ago on Monday 29th December 2003

Tags

ceo move offcie near ceo home hug expense eat mud and die stock options buy hummer

Official transcript

"Our company is relocating to be nearer to our CEO's home."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY IS RELOCATING HEADQUARTERS TO BE NEARER OUR CEO'S HOME.

WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE HUGE EXPENSE, OUR CEO QUIPPED, "HA HA HA! EAT MUD AND DIE!* THEN HE GAVE HIMSELF SOME STOCK OPTIONS AND WENT TO BUY A HUMMER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CEO's Hummer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's CEO, who is relocating headquarters to be closer to his home. However, when asked about the justification for the expense, he responds with a humorous and absurd answer, stating that he "ha ha ha eat mud and die!" The CEO then proceeds to buy a Hummer, much to the surprise of the person asking the question.

Key Elements:

• The CEO's decision to relocate headquarters to be closer to his home
• The absurd justification provided by the CEO
• The CEO's purchase of a Hummer despite the initial question's intent to question the expense
• The comedic tone of the strip, highlighting the CEO's eccentricity and lack of concern for the company's financials.

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