Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st January 2004

Dilbert//5374, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 1st January 2004

Tags

office relocation procedures wrong cubicle easily stealable move computer rules and regulations company rules

Official transcript

Office relocation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE YOUR OWN COMPUTER.

IT MUST BE LEFT IN AN EASILY STEALABLE CONDITION FOR THREE DAYS UNTIL THE MOVERS TAKE IT TO THE WRONG CUBICLE.

THEN UNTRAINED I.T.

PROFESSIONALS WILL SHOVE AN ETHERNET CABLE INTO YOUR STAPLER AND CALL IT GOOD.

GET OUT OF MY WAY

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