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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2003

Dilbert//5373, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2003


Tags

office relocation project lie no phone service new jobs look for new jobs not going well


Official transcript

"The office relocation project is proceeding without any problems whatsoever."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE OFFICE RELOCATION PROJECT IS PROCEEDING WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

GAAA!!! IT'S A LIE!!!

OUR POSSESSIONS WILL BE LOST AND WE WILL HAVE NO PHONE SERVICE!!!

I DON'T MEAN TO WORRY ANYONE, BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR NEW JOBS RIGHT AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Office Relocation Project" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers.

Key Elements:

  • A woman announces that the office relocation project is proceeding without any problems.
  • Dilbert expresses concern about the potential loss of possessions and lack of phone service during the relocation.
  • The woman reassures him that they will be right back to their normal jobs soon.

Humor and Commentary:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the chaos and disruption that can occur during office relocations.
  • The woman's dismissive attitude towards Dilbert's concerns adds to the humor.
  • The comic strip offers a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of office life.

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