Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2003

Dilbert//5373, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2003

Tags

office relocation project lie no phone service new jobs look for new jobs not going well

Official transcript

"The office relocation project is proceeding without any problems whatsoever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE OFFICE RELOCATION PROJECT IS PROCEEDING WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

GAAA!!! IT'S A LIE!!!

OUR POSSESSIONS WILL BE LOST AND WE WILL HAVE NO PHONE SERVICE!!!

I DON'T MEAN TO WORRY ANYONE, BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR NEW JOBS RIGHT AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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