Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd January 2004

Dilbert//5376, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 3rd January 2004

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office relocation

Official transcript

Office relocation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOUR NEW CUBICLE IS LESS ROOMY THAN THE OLD ONE. YOU WILL NEED THIS BUTTER.

APPLY IT LIBERALLY TO YOUR TORSO AREA AND YOU CAN SLIDE RIGHT IN.

BUT DON'T STAY IN THERE FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT A TIME BECAUSE IT ATTRACTS RATS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Office Relocation"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert and his assistant, Alice, as they navigate the challenges of office relocation. The story unfolds in three panels:

Panel 1: Dilbert's new cubicle is less roomy than the old one, prompting him to ask Alice for butter. Alice responds by telling him to apply the butter liberally to his torso area and slide right in.

Panel 2: Dilbert attempts to follow Alice's instructions but struggles to apply the butter to his torso area. He asks Alice to explain the process again, and she repeats her previous advice.

Panel 3: Dilbert finally manages to apply the butter to his torso area and slides into the cubicle. However, he soon realizes that the cubicle attracts rats, and he is now surrounded by them. Alice appears at the door, looking concerned, and asks if everything is okay. Dilbert responds by saying that he doesn't stay in there for more than 10 minutes at a time because it attracts rats.

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