Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd January 2004

Dilbert//5376, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 3rd January 2004

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office relocation

Official transcript

Office relocation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOUR NEW CUBICLE IS LESS ROOMY THAN THE OLD ONE. YOU WILL NEED THIS BUTTER.

APPLY IT LIBERALLY TO YOUR TORSO AREA AND YOU CAN SLIDE RIGHT IN.

BUT DON'T STAY IN THERE FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT A TIME BECAUSE IT ATTRACTS RATS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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