Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th January 2004

Dilbert//5377, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 4th January 2004

Tags

vp of marketing new version of prodcut testamnet customers new version raw data customers hate us

Open source transcript

AS VP OF MARKETING, I AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE THE NEW VERSION OF OUR PRODUCT.

BEHOLD!!!

THIS IS A TESTAMENT TO WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LISTEN TO CUSTOMERS.

WE ASKED CUSTOMERS WHAT THEY WANTED THE NEW VERSION TO DO.

SIX MONTHS AGO I GAVE THAT RAW DATA TO YOU ENGINEERS.

TODAY WE SEE THE RESULT.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN IT MYSELF WHAT'S IT DO?

BAM!!

OUR CUSTOMERS SAID THEY HATE US.

SPIT

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