Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th January 2004

Dilbert//5381, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 8th January 2004

Tags

involuntary sepration payroll fired can't touch anything way of saying fired

Official transcript

"Ted, you're going to experience an involuntary separation from payroll."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, YOU'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE AN INVOLUNTARY SEPARATION FROM PAYROLL.

I'M FIRED.

NO- 0- 0-0. IT'S JUST THAT YOU WON'T BE PART OF THE PAYROLL SYSTEM.

AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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