Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th January 2004

Dilbert//5382, first published 22 years ago on Friday 9th January 2004

Tags

smokers harness energy unused computers create electricity outside everyday slope

Official transcript

The smokers in this building take hundreds of trips outside to smoke everyday.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SMOKERS IN THIS BUILDING TAKE HUNDREDS OF TRIPS OUTSIDE TO SMOKE EVERY DAY.

WE CAN HARNESS THAT KINETIC ENERGY TO CREATE ELECTRICITY TO POWER THEIR UNUSED COMPUTERS.

PANT * PANT TOO MUCH SLOPE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.