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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th January 2004

Dilbert//5384, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 11th January 2004


Tags

internet security hole in inetrnet work 24-7 network management buck passer


Official transcript

"I discovered a hole in our internet security."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED A HOLE IN OUR INTERNET SECURITY.

GOOD GRIEF, MAN!

HOW COULD YOU PUT A HOLE IN OUR INTERNET?

I DIDN'T PUT IT THERE. I FOUND IT... AND IT'S NOT IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT HOLE. I WANT YOU TO WORK 24 - 7!

WHAT?!!

ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT MY JOB. BUT I'LL INFORM OUR NETWORK MANAGEMENT GROUP.

PASSING THE BUCK!!!

YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!!

FORGET ITI THERE'S NO HOLE! IT GOT BETTER!

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

I FIXED THE INTERNET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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