Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th January 2004

Dilbert//5383, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 10th January 2004

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ceo speech conference secretary corporate jet inhale and exhale

Official transcript

Our CEO is giving a speech at the conference you're attending.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO IS GIVING A SPEECH AT THE CONFERENCE YOU'RE ATTENDING.

ASK HIS SECRETARY IF YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY RIDING TOGETHER ON THE CORPORATE JET.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO INHALE ANYTHING YOU'VE EXHALED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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