Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th January 2004

Dilbert//5386, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 13th January 2004

Tags

weapon plane stand for rights advice jail complainy

Official transcript

"You should smuggle a weapon on the plane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD SMUGGLE A WEAPON ON THE PLANE.

AND NEVER, EVER RETURN YOUR SEAT TO ITS UPRIGHT POSITION! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!

I'VE NOTICED THAT ALL OF YOUR ADVICE WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO COMPLAINY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Complaints on the Plane"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, in a humorous scenario.

• Dilbert is shown standing in a bed, holding a weapon and wearing a white shirt.
• He addresses a passenger, stating, "You should smuggle a weapon on the plane."
• The passenger responds, "And never, ever return your seat to its upright position!"
• Dilbert retorts, "Stand up for your rights!"
• The passenger complains, "Why must you be so complainy?"

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's witty and satirical take on everyday situations.

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