Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th January 2004

Dilbert//5386, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 13th January 2004

Tags

weapon plane stand for rights advice jail complainy

Official transcript

"You should smuggle a weapon on the plane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD SMUGGLE A WEAPON ON THE PLANE.

AND NEVER, EVER RETURN YOUR SEAT TO ITS UPRIGHT POSITION! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!

I'VE NOTICED THAT ALL OF YOUR ADVICE WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO COMPLAINY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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