Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th January 2004

Dilbert//5387, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 14th January 2004

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airport security epidural layer plastic bag federal crime airport tsa hassle terrorists airlines bins line xrays

Open source transcript

AIRPORT SECURITY PLEASE REMOVE YOUR JACKETS AND SHOES.

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR EPIDERMAL LAYER AND PUT IT IN A PLASTIC BAG IT IS A FEDERAL CRIME TO MENTION THE MOVIES "ISHTAR, "GLITTER" OR "GIGLI."

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