Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 2004

Dilbert//5397, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 24th January 2004

Dilbert for Friday 23rd January 2004

Dilbert for Sunday 25th January 2004

Tags

greatness philosophy intrinsic value

Official transcript

Have you ever noticed the contrast between my greatness and... you?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THE CONTRAST BETWEEN MY GREATNESS AND...

YOU?

MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT EVERYONE HAS AN INTRINSIC VALUE THAT IS THE SAME.

LET'S CALL YOUR PHILOSOPHY "I DIDN'T NOTICE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Philosophy of Noticing"

Summary:

A man, Dilbert, is having a conversation with a woman at a table.
The woman asks if he has ever noticed the contrast between his greatness and hers.
Dilbert responds that his philosophy is that everyone has an intrinsic value that is the same.
He then calls her philosophy "I didn't notice" and suggests that she should adopt his philosophy instead.

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