Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th January 2004

Dilbert//5398, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 25th January 2004

Tags

ceo worer 40 million a year 400 x worker pay salary disparity golden egg every ten minutes money

Official transcript

"Our CEO will be happy to answer any questions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WILL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.

WHY DOES THE COMPANY PAY YOU 40 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR?

I ASK BECAUSE IT'S 400 TIMES MORE THAN I MAKE. AND I WORK 70 HOURS A WEEK.

DO YOU WORK 28,000 HOURS PER WEEK?

OR DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF SPECIAL ABILITY THAT ISN'T OBVIOUS?

GRRRR RRRRR AAAH-OOGAH!!!

GOLDEN EGG.

ONE EVERY TEN MINUTES.

GOOD ANSWER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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