Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st January 2004

Dilbert//5404, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 31st January 2004

Tags

risk pr plan karma extra fee infinite fabric britney spear hairstly back hair

Official transcript

"Dogbert does PR."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT DOES P.R.

THERE'S SOME RISK THAT THE P.R. PLAN WILL CAUSE YOU BAD KHARMA.

OOH FOR AN EXTRA FEE, I CAN DO SOME P.R.

WORK AIMED AT THE INFINITE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE TO INNOCULATE YOU.

AND I THINK I CAN GET BRITNEY SPEARS TO WEAR YOUR HAIRSTYLE.

CAN YOU GET HER TO GROW HAIR ON HER , ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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