Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st January 2004

Dilbert//5404, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 31st January 2004

Tags

risk pr plan karma extra fee infinite fabric britney spear hairstly back hair

Official transcript

"Dogbert does PR."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT DOES P.R.

THERE'S SOME RISK THAT THE P.R. PLAN WILL CAUSE YOU BAD KHARMA.

OOH FOR AN EXTRA FEE, I CAN DO SOME P.R.

WORK AIMED AT THE INFINITE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE TO INNOCULATE YOU.

AND I THINK I CAN GET BRITNEY SPEARS TO WEAR YOUR HAIRSTYLE.

CAN YOU GET HER TO GROW HAIR ON HER , ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Does P.R."

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a white dog with a black topknot, who is depicted as a ruthless and cunning character. The strip begins with Dogbert convincing a man that his public relations (P.R.) plan will bring him bad karma. However, Dogbert offers an alternative solution, stating that he can do some P.R. work aimed at the infinite fabric of the universe to innoculate the man against bad karma. The man is skeptical but agrees to pay an extra fee.

In the second panel, Dogbert suggests that the man can get Britney Spears to wear his hairstyle, which the man finds amusing. The third panel shows Dogbert sitting at a desk, with the man sitting across from him, looking confused and unsure about the P.R. plan.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of P.R. and the lengths people will go to achieve success. It also highlights Dogbert's clever and manipulative nature, as he uses his charm and wit to convince others to do his bidding.

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