Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th January 2004

Dilbert//5403, first published 22 years ago on Friday 30th January 2004

Tags

deadly product sued did nothing public realtions goal jury pool victims deserved it moral implications strategy

Official transcript

"Dogbert does PR."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT DOES P.R.

YOU KNEW YOUR PRODUCT WAS DEADLY BUT YOU DID NOTHING UNTIL YOU WERE SUED.

THE GOAL OF PUBLIC RELATIONS IS TO TAINT THE JURY POOL.

WELL SHOW THAT THE VICTIMS HAD IT COMING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THE MORAL IMPLICATIONS OF THAT STRATEGY.

BAH!

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