Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd February 2004

Dilbert//5406, first published 22 years ago on Monday 2nd February 2004

Tags

porject top prioroty tell everything bored can't stay awake haven't talked yet gets worse

Official transcript

Your project is my top priority. Tell me everything that I need to know.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PROJECT IS MY TOP PRIORITY.

TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT I NEED TO KNOW.

I'M 50 BORED...

CANT.

STAY AWAKE.

I HAVEN'T STARTED TALKING YET.

IT GETS WORSE??!

0-0-OKAY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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