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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd February 2004

Dilbert//5407, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 3rd February 2004


Tags

menagerlike work criticize reorganize key board hot slef noredom offcie re organizing


Official transcript

It's been a few hours since I've done anything managerish.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT'S BEEN A FEW HOURS SINCE I'VE DONE ANYTHING MANAGERISH.

I COULD CRITICIZE SOMEONE... NAH.

I COULD HAVE A MEETING... NAH.

I'M REORGANIZING THE DEPARTMENT!

EXCUSE ME WHILE I BEAT MYSELF WITH MY KEYBOARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reorganizing the Department"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a manager sitting at his desk, thinking about how he's done nothing all day. He decides to criticize someone, but realizes he could have had a meeting instead. The manager then announces that he's reorganizing the department, but in reality, he's just beating himself with his keyboard. The comic strip humorously highlights the manager's lack of productivity and his tendency to make excuses for his inaction.

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