Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th February 2004

Dilbert//5409, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 5th February 2004

Tags

customers buy prodcut credibilty buying services dont talk

Official transcript

"Dogberts Consults."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR CUSTOMERS.

THEY WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT, SO THEY HAVE NO CREDIBILITY.

THAT REMINDS ME : THANKS FOR BUYING MY SERVICES. DON'T TALK. SHHHH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

• Dogbert, the main character, is depicted as a cynical and sarcastic consultant who provides unhelpful advice to his clients.
• In this particular strip, Dogbert is shown in a meeting with a group of people, including a woman who is seeking his advice on how to improve her product.
• Dogbert's response is to tell her that the product is "dumb enough to buy" and that she has no credibility.
• The woman is shocked and offended by Dogbert's comment, but he simply shrugs it off and walks away.
• The strip ends with Dogbert sitting at his desk, looking pleased with himself, while the woman is left looking frustrated and disappointed.

Key Themes:

• Cynicism and sarcasm
• Lack of empathy or understanding
• Unhelpful advice
• Disrespect towards clients

Tone:

• Sarcastic and mocking
• Unapologetic and dismissive

Overall:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants who are more interested in making a quick buck than in actually helping their clients.
• It also highlights the dangers of seeking advice from people who are not genuinely invested in your success.

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