Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th February 2004

Dilbert//5409, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 5th February 2004

Tags

customers buy prodcut credibilty buying services dont talk

Official transcript

"Dogberts Consults."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR CUSTOMERS.

THEY WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT, SO THEY HAVE NO CREDIBILITY.

THAT REMINDS ME : THANKS FOR BUYING MY SERVICES. DON'T TALK. SHHHH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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