Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th February 2004

Dilbert//5408, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 4th February 2004

Tags

new chip slower claim fastest benchmark test used old drivers wearing a wire marketing crime business

Official transcript

"Our new chip is slower than our competition's products."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW CHIP IS SLOWER THAN OUR COMPETITION'S PRODUCTS.

WELL CLAIM WE'RE THE FASTEST. IF ANYONE DOES BENCHMARK TESTS, WE'LL SAY THEY USED OLD DRIVERS.

WHENEVER I TALK TO YOU, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WEARING A WIRE.

SINCE WHEN IS MARKETING A CRIME?

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