Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th February 2004

Dilbert//5411, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 7th February 2004

Tags

send threatening emails train new guy easily downsize later boss threatens alice job security male female training alices bad advice

Official transcript

"Alice, I want you to train Ned to do everything you do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO TRAIN NED TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DO.

DON'T WORRY THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU REDUNDANT AND MORE EASILY DOWN - SIZEABLE.

I LIKE TO START EACH DAY BY SENDING THREATENING EMAIL TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Redundant and Downsizeable"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Alice, Ned, and the board of directors. Alice is tasked by Ned to train him on everything he does, but the board of directors expresses concerns about Ned's redundancy and size. The board suggests sending threatening emails to the board of directors each day, which Ned agrees to do.

Key Points:

• Alice is instructed by Ned to learn everything he does.
• The board of directors expresses concerns about Ned's redundancy and size.
• The board suggests sending threatening emails to the board of directors each day.
• Ned agrees to follow this plan.

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