Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th February 2004

Dilbert//5411, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 7th February 2004

Tags

send threatening emails train new guy easily downsize later boss threatens alice job security male female training alices bad advice

Official transcript

"Alice, I want you to train Ned to do everything you do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO TRAIN NED TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DO.

DON'T WORRY THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU REDUNDANT AND MORE EASILY DOWN - SIZEABLE.

I LIKE TO START EACH DAY BY SENDING THREATENING EMAIL TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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