Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th February 2004

Dilbert//5412, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 8th February 2004

Tags

buff bufferman rock climbing blizzards pair of eacles leap off gran legs raging river white water keyboard hunched over

Official transcript

"Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Buff Bufferman."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET YOUR NEW COWORKER, BUFF BUFFERMAN.

TELL DILBERT WHAT YOU DO FOR FUN.

I LIKE TO GO ROCK CLIMBING DURING BLIZZARDS.

ESCAPE.

FORTA PAIR OF WASTES TO FLY BY. THEN I LEAP OFF AND GRAB THEM BY THE LEGS.

THE EAGLES SLOW MY DESCENT TO THE RAGING RIVER BELOW I TRY TO LAND ON A FLOATING LOG AND SURF THE WHITE WATER ALL THE WAY HOME.

I USE A KEYBOARD.

ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?

SOMETIMES I TYPE ALL HUNCHED OVER.

OW! OW!

IT HURTS TO HEAR IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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