Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th February 2004
Dilbert//5414, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 10th February 2004
Tags
portotype wireless hassock - buddy gps naviagtion stalk owners stalk powerpoint presentations
Official transcript
I finished the prototype for the wireless hassock-buddy.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I FINISHED THE PROTOTYPE FOR THE WIRELESS HASSOCK- BUDDY.
IT USES GPS NAVIGATION TO STALK ITS OWNER AND DEMAND THAT HE REST HIS FEET.
AAAGH!!!
STOP!
TODAY I LEARNED TO AVOID THE WORDS "STALK" AND "AAAGH" IN MY POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "GPS Navigation for the Wireless Hassock-Buddy"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red tie, standing in front of a yellow square with a blue object inside. He is wearing a white shirt and has a puzzled expression on his face.
- Panel 1: Dilbert says, "I finished the prototype for the wireless Hassock-Buddy."
- Panel 2: The yellow square with the blue object inside is shown, accompanied by the text, "It uses GPS navigation to stalk its owner and demand that he rest his feet."
- Panel 3: Dilbert exclaims, "Aaagh!! Stop!" as the blue object moves towards him.
- Panel 4: Dilbert is shown holding a remote control, with the blue object in the background. He says, "Today I learned to avoid the words 'stalk' and 'aaagh' in my PowerPoint presentations."
The comic strip humorously depicts Dilbert's experience with a new product, the wireless Hassock-Buddy, which uses GPS navigation to follow its owner and demand rest. The strip pokes fun at the idea of a device that can be overly aggressive in its demands, and the challenges of presenting complex ideas in a clear and concise manner.
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