Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th February 2004

Dilbert//5414, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 10th February 2004

Tags

portotype wireless hassock - buddy gps naviagtion stalk owners stalk powerpoint presentations

Official transcript

I finished the prototype for the wireless hassock-buddy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED THE PROTOTYPE FOR THE WIRELESS HASSOCK- BUDDY.

IT USES GPS NAVIGATION TO STALK ITS OWNER AND DEMAND THAT HE REST HIS FEET.

AAAGH!!!

STOP!

TODAY I LEARNED TO AVOID THE WORDS "STALK" AND "AAAGH" IN MY POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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