Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th February 2004

Dilbert//5415, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 11th February 2004

Tags

new wireless hassock prodcut sales people work in teams wear e;ectroshock close the deal

Official transcript

"We haven't sold a single unit of our new wireless hassock product."

"Our plan is to make the sales people work in teams and take turns wearing electroshock pants."

"Now close the deal, Cliffy, or it's payback time."

"BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVEN'T SOLD A SINGLE UNIT OF OUR NEW WIRELESS HASSOCK PRODUCT.

OUR PLAN IS TO MAKE THE SALES PEOPLE WORK IN TEAMS AND TAKE TURNS WEARING ELECTROSHOCK PANTS.

NOW CLOSE THE DEAL.

CLIFFY, OR IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

BUY IT!!!

BUY IT!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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