Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th February 2004

Dilbert//5418, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 14th February 2004

Tags

selling confidential data base customer information profitable virtually untectable highly unethical modern times facebook commercial branding

Official transcript

Did you ever think about selling our confidential data-base of customer information?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SELLING OUR CONFIDENTIAL DATABASE OF CUSTOMER INFORMATION?

IT WOULD BE MASSIVELY PROFITABLE WHILE VIRTUALLY UNDETECTABLE.

BUT HIGHLY UNETHICAL.

I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

I'M YANKING YOUR CHAIN.

WHEN DO WE START?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Confidential Customer Information"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and a red creature. The man inquires about selling the company's confidential customer information, to which the red creature responds that it would be "massively profitable" but "highly unethical." The man expresses uncertainty about the red creature's identity, and the red creature retorts that it is "yanking [the man's] chain" and that they should start the conversation when they are ready.

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