Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th February 2004

Dilbert//5419, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 15th February 2004

Tags

lisa woman happy owman nice woman engineers liked appaorachable cubicle gifts poems food replacing

Official transcript

"Now Dilbert will explain what went wrong with our projects this year."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW DILBERT WILL EXPLAIN WHAT WENT WRONG WITH OUR PROJECTS THIS YEAR.

ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS WERE CAUSED BY A WOMAN NAMED LISA.

LISA NEVER LEARNED HOW TO ACT ALOOF AND UNAPPROACHABLE. SOMETIMES SHE AS YOU KNOW, 90% OF ENGINEERS ARE LONELY MEN.

A PERMANENT LINE FORMED OUTSIDE HER CUBICLE.

* ***0 THE ENGINEERS BROUGHT HER FOOD, GIFTS AND POEMS THAT WEREN'T AS FUNNY AS THEY'D HOPED.

- FOOD - GIFTS - POEMS DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.

GASP GASP I RECOMMEND REPLACING LISA WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE THIS.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

MY POEMS AREN'T FUNNY?

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