Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th February 2004

Dilbert//5420, first published 22 years ago on Monday 16th February 2004

Tags

consultant create disruptive innovations dogbert consults redefine market business

Official transcript

DOGBUERT CONSULTS "To survive, you must create disruptive innovations that redefine the market."

"Does that mean the same thing as 'sell things people want'?"

"There's one big difference."

"You only get paid if you say it in a funny way?"

"I like to think disruptively innovative."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS TO SURVIVE, YOU MUST CREATE DISRUPTIVE INNOVATIONS THAT REDEFINE THE MARKET.

DOES THAT MEAN THE SAME THING AS "SELL THINGS THAT PEOPLE WANT" ?

THERE'S ONE BIG DIFFERENCE.

YOU ONLY GET PAID IF YOU SAY IT IN A FUNNY WAY?

I LIKE TO THINK I'M DISRUPTIVELY INNO VATIVE.

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