Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th February 2004

Dilbert//5423, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 19th February 2004

Tags

school worthless sycophants head nodding beginners instructiosn class particpants education

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's school for worthless sycophants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR WORTHLESS SYCOPHANTS.

OUR FIRST LESSON IS "HEAD NODDING FOR BEGINNERS." GOOD, GOOD... NOW GET READY TO SNAP IT FORWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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