Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th February 2004

Dilbert//5423, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 19th February 2004

Tags

school worthless sycophants head nodding beginners instructiosn class particpants education

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's school for worthless sycophants."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR WORTHLESS SYCOPHANTS.

OUR FIRST LESSON IS "HEAD NODDING FOR BEGINNERS." GOOD, GOOD... NOW GET READY TO SNAP IT FORWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Head Nodding 101"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a mischievous grin, standing in front of a classroom of sycophants.
• Dogbert announces that the first lesson is "head nodding for beginners."
• The students eagerly participate, nodding their heads enthusiastically.
• Dogbert encourages them to continue nodding, saying "good, good... now get ready to snap it forward."
• The students eagerly comply, snapping their heads forward in unison.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate training and the tendency of employees to follow orders without question.

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