Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th February 2004

Dilbert//5424, first published 22 years ago on Friday 20th February 2004

Tags

sycophant school agree with superiors make statements fake smiles paid 400x more look at faces rude teaching aggressive education

Official transcript

SYCOPHANT SCHOOL

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SYCOPHANT SCHOOL YOU MUST LEARN TO AGREE WITH YOUR SUPERIORS NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.

FOR PRACTICE, I'LL MAKE STATEMENTS AND YOU AGREE. REMEMBER TO USE YOUR FAKE SMILES.

STATEMENT ONE: I SHOULD BE PAID 400 TIMES MORE THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR FACES.

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