Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st February 2004

Dilbert//5425, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 21st February 2004

Tags

make ted quit aggressive replacement share resources job unbearable pants in same pants

Official transcript

I hate Ted. How can I make him quit? "That's easy."

"Hire an aggressive replacement for Ted who will share his resources and make his job unbearable."

"These are my pants."

"Are you still here?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE TED.

HOW CAN I MAKE HIM QUIT?

THAT'S EASY.

HIRE AN AGGRESSIVE REPLACEMENT FOR TED WHO WILL SHARE HIS RESOURCES AND MAKE HIS JOB UNBEARABLE.

THESE ARE MY PANTS!!!

ARE YOU STILL HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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