Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 2004

Dilbert//5427, first published 22 years ago on Monday 23rd February 2004

Tags

competitors tired unfocused pester endless series charity request employee birthday parties blood drives can't focus

Official transcript

"I can make your competitors tired and unfocused."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN MAKE YOUR COMPETITORS TIRED AND UNFOCUSED I'LL PESTER THEM WITH AN ENDLESS SERIES OF CHARITY REQUESTS, EMPLOYEE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND BLOOD DRIVES.

I KNOW IT WORKS BECAUSE THEY PAID ME TO DO IT TO YOU.

50...

TIRED.

CAN'T...

FOCUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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