Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 2004

Dilbert//5427, first published 22 years ago on Monday 23rd February 2004

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competitors tired unfocused pester endless series charity request employee birthday parties blood drives can't focus

Official transcript

"I can make your competitors tired and unfocused."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN MAKE YOUR COMPETITORS TIRED AND UNFOCUSED I'LL PESTER THEM WITH AN ENDLESS SERIES OF CHARITY REQUESTS, EMPLOYEE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND BLOOD DRIVES.

I KNOW IT WORKS BECAUSE THEY PAID ME TO DO IT TO YOU.

50...

TIRED.

CAN'T...

FOCUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Tired and Unfocused"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a white oval character, sitting at his desk with a red chair. He is having a conversation with a man in a suit, who is trying to motivate him.

• The man tells Dilbert that he can make his competitors tired and unfocused.
• Dilbert responds that he'll pester them with an endless series of charity requests, employee birthday parties, and blood drives.
• The man says he knows it works because they paid him to do it to him.
• Dilbert replies that he can't focus.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of dealing with distractions and the importance of staying focused.

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