Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th February 2004

Dilbert//5428, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 24th February 2004

Tags

take risks employees afraid train them stitch goals punishing for failure raise morale stopped complaints

Official transcript

"According to this report, our employees are afraid to take risks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THIS REPORT, OUR EMPLOYEES ARE AFRAID TO TAKE RISKS.

WE CAN TRAIN THEM TO TAKE RISKS BY GIVING THEM STRETCH GOALS AND PUNISHING THEM FOR FAILING!

WE DID THAT TO RAISE MORALE.

IT STOPPED ALL THE COMPLAINING, DIDN'T IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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