Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th February 2004

Dilbert//5433, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 29th February 2004

Tags

boss's boss misinformed mismanaged oss confused poorly managed dont communicate

Official transcript

"Gaaa! Our boss's is coming!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA!!! OUR BOSS'S BOSS IS COMING!

WHERE?

HELLO.

HEADCOUNT.

I NEED TO RUN.

TONS OF WORK. WHY? ARE YOU POORLY MANAGED?

NO! WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED!

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!

SO... WAS YOUR BOSS CONFUSED, LYING OR MISINFORMED WHEN HE ASKED ME FOR MORE FUNDING FOR YOUR BUDGET?

ZOOP NOOO!!! IGNORE ME! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!

HMM.

DILBERT SAYS YOU DON'T COMMUNICATE WITH THE STAFF, AND YOU DON'T NEED MONEY PHEWI I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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