Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th February 2004

Dilbert//5432, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 28th February 2004

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dogbert consults easy financing price gouge leasing advice paying products

Official transcript

Dogbert consults "You should offer your customers easy financing."

"That disguises the true cost of your products so you can price-gouge and people will thank you."

"How much are we paying you?"

"I'm leasing my advice to you."

"Thank you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOU SHOULD OFFER YOUR CUSTOMERS EASY FINANCING.

THAT DISGUISES THE TRUE COST OF YOUR PRODUCTS SO YOU CAN PRICE-GOUGE AND PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU.

HOW MUCH ARE WE PAYING YOU?

I'M LEASING MY ADVICE TO YOU.

THANK YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, offers to help a group of businessmen by providing them with financing options.
• However, he reveals that his true intention is to disguise the cost of their products as price-gouging, allowing him to charge exorbitant prices and make a profit.
• The businessmen are initially skeptical but eventually agree to work with Dogbert, despite his questionable motives.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the cutthroat nature of business and the willingness of individuals to engage in questionable practices in order to achieve success.

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