Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd March 2004

Dilbert//5436, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 3rd March 2004

Tags

ytransferred new job secretary job eliminated masive incompetence resentment anger splitting mad offers new job

Official transcript

"Carol, two things: First, I got transferred to a new job, and that means your job here is eliminated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, TWO THINGS: FIRST, I GOT TRANSFERRED TO A NEW JOB, AND THAT MEANS YOUR JOB HERE IS ELIMINATED.

WHY MUST I SUFFER FOR YOUR MASSIVE INCOMPETENCE? YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF STINKIN' CRUD!!!

AND THE SECOND THING?

I'LL NEED A SECRETARY AT THE NEW JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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