Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th March 2004

Dilbert//5437, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 4th March 2004

Tags

sexism witch coven new manager face growl new dress code winged monkey called tough

Official transcript

"I'm Zenox, the new manager of this coven... I mean department."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ZENOX, THE NEW MANAGER OF THIS COVEN... I MEAN DEPARTMENT.

WHEN I AM DISPLEASED I MAKE THIS FACE AND GROWL LIKE THE UNDEAD.

GRROW-EEAHH!

THE NEW DRESS CODE IS "WINGED MONKEY." IF A MAN ACTED LIKE YOU, HED BE CALLED TOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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