Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th March 2004

Dilbert//5439, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 6th March 2004

Tags

cpr on blob fire in break room sprinkler system water melketed witch melted

Official transcript

"When I found out that the manager who replaced me was a witch, I set a fire in the break room."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE MANAGER WHO REPLACED ME WAS A WITCH, I SET A FIRE IN THE BREAK ROOM.

THE AUTOMATIC SPRINKLER SYSTEM CAME ON AND MELTED HER. WITCHES DON'T LIKE WATER.

ARE YOU GLAD TO HAVE ?

IVE BEEN DOING CPR ON THIS BLOB FOR TWO DAYS!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Witches Don't Like Water"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a pointed head, and his colleagues in a break room. Dilbert shares his discovery that the manager who replaced him was a witch and set a fire in the break room. The conversation takes a turn when Dilbert mentions that the automatic sprinkler system melted the witch, but she doesn't like water. One of the colleagues asks if Dilbert is glad to have him back, and Dilbert responds that he's been doing CPR on a blob for two days. The comic strip is a humorous take on a workplace scenario, with a touch of fantasy and absurdity.

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