Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th March 2004

Dilbert//5439, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 6th March 2004

Tags

cpr on blob fire in break room sprinkler system water melketed witch melted

Official transcript

"When I found out that the manager who replaced me was a witch, I set a fire in the break room."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE MANAGER WHO REPLACED ME WAS A WITCH, I SET A FIRE IN THE BREAK ROOM.

THE AUTOMATIC SPRINKLER SYSTEM CAME ON AND MELTED HER. WITCHES DON'T LIKE WATER.

ARE YOU GLAD TO HAVE ?

IVE BEEN DOING CPR ON THIS BLOB FOR TWO DAYS!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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